April 2011
If real life had sudden burst of musical dancing and singing among the crowd that I am surrounded by, I would gently sit down and a drum set would roll right up to me. All you would hear is the fine tuning of melody and harmony and see streams of musical notes glide through the air. The drumsticks would clash with the surface of the drums and create frequency that can only be created by nature....
“He is mad about being small when you were big, but no, that’s not it, he...”
– Donald Barthelme, The Dead Father
“The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.”
– Henry David Thoreau
Ignorant ass people
2 minutes before closing, this dumb ass beezy drove up with her daughter and ordered a 5-layer burrito, 12 soft taco and $3 worth of guacamole. She drives up to the window and was like “I only have 6 sides of guacamole” I told her that’s $3 worth, 50 cents a piece. She wanted me to charge her for $2 more. So I did, and bam! 4 more sides, the last of the guacamole. She told me I...
